Where are all these nice messages coming from I just?!? *lays down*

Thank you, Nonny, I’m having a better day so far, and I hope you have a fantastic day, yourself! *kissus the face* I love you, too~ <33

sonja-blayde:

Achievement Unlocked-Get the whole Skype chat sexually frustrated by showing pics of Dan. Anyways, I’m extremely tired so goodnight lovelies

I’m just??? I don’t??? I??

*cries for years*

agentoklahomasragehappiness:

Chapter Seven

7/?

NSFW

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OAKY PLS.

YOU COCKTEASE.

So yeah, uhh, chapter 3?? It’s ridiculously long but I had a burst of inspiration and welp, sorry not sorry. *float away on canoe*

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3

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heresthefuckyoubutton:

sannguine:

heresthefuckyoubutton replied to your post: hey there this is just a psa to let you know that you are that writer for me okay bye~

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW CLEARLY YOU DON’T PROPERLY READ YOUR SHIT SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU KNOW NOTHING JFC SAMMI

LISTEN HERE CUMSLUT.

NO I AM NOT KIDDING YOU. I CANNOT WRITE. I AM MY OWN WORST CRITIC, I WILL ALWAYS BE MY OWN WORST CRITIC AND NOTHING YOU CAN SAY OR DO WILL PROVE OTHERWISE.

YOU WRITE BETTER THAN ME. THAT ANGEL!MICHAEL FIC? THAT GEOVIN SMUT? THAT EVERY OTHER FUCKING THING YOU’VE WRITTEN??

YEAH. FUCK YOU. GET OUTTA MY BLOG YOU WHACK ASS BITCH.

LOOK I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO CONVINCE YOU BUT LET ME JUST TELL YOU 100% HANDS DOWN THAT YOU ARE A FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC WRITER OKAY EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING YOU WRITE JUST MAKES ME SIT HERE AND LIKE STOP WHATEVER I’M WORKING ON BECAUSE I JUST CAN’T

SO YOU LISTEN TO ME DICKWEASEL

GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU’RE PERFECT AND YOU’RE A GODDAMNED BRILLIANT WRITER YOU SON OF A BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP

DID YOU.

DID YOU JUST CALL ME A DICKWEASEL?

YOU FUCKING TWATMONKEY. HOW DARE YOU??

GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CACTUS, OKAY. ANYTIME YOU POST ANYTHING, A DRABBLE, A HEADCANON, A FIC IF ‘M LUCKY, I DROP EVERYTHING, AND I LITERALLY MEAN EVERYTHING AND I FUCKING READ THAT SHIT LIKE IT’S THE FUCKING WINNING LOTTERY NUMBERS OKAY.

SO NO. FUCK YOU. GO FUCK YOURSELF.